Oh, Hai. My name is Mary and I give great hugs. SO MANY new faces here! I thought I’d recycle some words about who I be so you know the ridiculousness you’ve joined.

Relax, I’m hilarious!

East Coast born, West Coast grown.

Unless I am being chased by zombies, running a marathon sounds painful but I will spend 6 hours on a tennis court any day. Which brings up a topic of debate, can zombies run?

Bison meat hits my plate 3x a week and I will never say no to a glass of bourbon, whiskey or scotch. #idontcareifitspaleo

I’ve legitimately and successfully crashed a wedding. I was ONCE a hand model for an Al Gore project. I used to do that whole 9-5 thing in tech and threw caution to the wind to start catching butterflies instead, keeping the Scarface speech in my mind: You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be!!! #challengeaccepted

Seems to be working out! *wink*

I can be at baseball game, a museum, whole foods or lost in the middle of no where and still be enjoying myself.

Yes, that is a meat tenderizer that looks like brass knuckles in my hand. I’m VERY serious about not being so serious. =P

I think it’s super fun that you come to play with me on instagram and I thank you from the bottom of my PHAT heart for your support on my grassroots effort to turn @phatfudge into a growns up business.

Now, tell me a little about YOU. #eatplaycrush #somanymoviereferences #canyounamethemall #doyouevenreadcaptions